![[Detective Sam Cooper.png|300]] AKA [[Detective Sam Cooper|Star Swinger]] Gun belt with an empty holster. Wad of chew in the lower lip. Spits into an aluminum can. Working security at the show. Considers professional wrestling absolutely stupid and refuses to respect kayfabe. But he will take their money. He nurses a grudge against Clayton ever since the champion put him to sleep in a self-defense class and made a mockery of him. > [!Quote] *“You know they all just play at being tough guys, right? A bunch of fakers and nonsense. The Earth-Shaker is supposed to be this big badass, but dying alone and wet in the shower doesn’t seem very badass to me.”*