![[Gordon Thune.png|400]] A Banker Stuffy. Put-upon. Frankenstein’s monster costume. Gordon is a local banker and a pillar of the community. He finds Abner personally distasteful, and if not for the filmmaker’s importance as a bank customer, wouldn’t be caught dead at this party. Quote: “Who knows what kind of depraved nonsense [[Abner]] has planned for us at this party. These Hollywood types… they’re just different from you and me, you know?”